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The Mystique


Common courtesy dictates that farting should be taken away from the populated area of the house. At the very least to make sure it’s quiet enough to blame the dog. It keeps the air of mystery from turning into, well, the air of something else. There are some days we have to have Jonas stick his butt out the door because it feels like he’s trying to terraform our house. With his farts. That kid farts a lot.

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